Anybody who gets up 4:00 am to watch Kate Middleton and Prince William get married is a LOOOOSEEEEER!!!

Gimmie a break with all this royal wedding stuff!

Hey, I have nothing against Kate and William, they seem like nice people. But, the American press is trying so hard to make this bigger than Prince Charles marrying Lady Dianna, and it’s soooo far from that.

Bottom lime, Kate and Will couldn’t be more boring! Somebody hit my snooze bottom I’m falling asleep again (yawn).

Much love to my British readers though, this is nothing personal, only business.
God Save the Queen!

P.S.
I’m a Prince Harry fan. He’s the cool one. I would watch his wedding.