SNL spoofs Osama bin Laden’s Last Will and Testament
This is really funny! It’s good to make fun of bin Laden.
(h/t) The Blaze
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Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Historical first hybrid was a Dodge, photographic evidence now uncovered, the truth is finally known!
Stuck in line at a toll booth, and there is only one gate open, what does your car club do? These guys drift
Found on http://smellslikecurry.blogspot.com/
All the action is from the 30 second to the 3 minute 30 second points, but to see the far out mod cars in Japan watch after that
Read more...Ezra Dyer, terrific funny writer, his latest column excerpt
Speaking of the Ferrari 458 Italia:
" ... the 458 makes its horsepower peak at its redline. So if you want to access all 562 hp, you have to hang in there until 9000 rpm. In fact, if you let the tach drop below the 7000 rpm, it will start raining because you made Enzo Ferrari cry from heaven. " Love this guys writing!
Read more...
If you want to read a couple articles from Ezra, and he writes for Men's Journal and Autmobile Magazine, there are some online:
Food trucks, not the roach coach of the recent past.. Chef Miron is cooking in the MIHO food truck. It's underground restauranting. No landlord!
I happened to photograph these shiny new food trucks before seeing the magazine, not from coincidence, but I suspect due to a publicity push to get the word out and draw out easy push overs like me to add to the cool new craze of superb cooking that can go head to head with restaurant food, read the San Diego Reader article (well researched and well written as always) http://www.sandiegoreader.com/news/2011/apr/06/cover-food-trucks Some new company is ready to make bumpercars street ready and presumeably sell them... but they didn't have a website listed, just an email
If I hear back from my email to them I'll post it for your use. The information card on the windshield said "annonymous" and Boulder City Arizona. If you like the bumper car idea, and want to see the Tom Wright's fleet: http://justacarguy.blogspot.com/2010/02/update-on-bumpercars.html
things turn out badly when this Porsche Cayenne doesn't let the big truck tow him out
when the tire blew out, it struck the fender so hard it popped the airbags, now that Porshe owner has a problem
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The latest from BMW engineering, dog repellent rims
via: http://www.norcalminis.com/
Jeremy and Hector buy a 62 Split window kombi (VW micro bus), from the comic strip Zits, one of my favorites
One of the decal muscle cars, the Rebel Machine
This is the best and biggest photo I've come across of the decal, I had to share it.
My Cousin Vinny hysterical comedy bit, and the awesome positraction Tempest defense
Vinny Gambini: Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough.
Lisa: I twisted it just right.
Vinny Gambini: How could you be so sure?
Lisa: [sighs] If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model faucet requires a range of 10 to 16 foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torquage.
Vinny Gambini: Well, how could you be sure you used 16 foot-pounds of torque?
Lisa: Because I used a Craftsman model 1019 Laboratory Edition Signature Series torque wrench. The kind used by Caltech high energy physicists. And NASA engineers.
Vinny Gambini: Well, in that case, how can you be sure THAT's accurate?
Lisa: Because a split second before the torque wrench was applied to the faucet handle, it had been calibrated by top members of the state AND federal Department of Weights and Measures... to be dead on balls accurate!
[She rips a page out of a magazine and hands it to him]
Lisa: Here's the certificate of validation.
Vinny Gambini: Dead on balls accurate?
Lisa: It's an industry term.
Vinny Gambini: [tosses paper away] I guess the fucking thing is broken.
Lisa: The car that made these two, equal-length tire marks had positraction. You can't make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark!
Vinny Gambini: And why not? What is positraction?
Lisa: It's a limited slip differential which distributes power equally to both the right and left tires. The '64 Skylark had a regular differential, which, anyone who's been stuck in the mud in Alabama knows, you step on the gas, one tire spins, the other tire does nothing.
[the jury members nod, with murmurs of "yes," "that's right," etc]
Vinny Gambini: Is that it?
Lisa: No, there's more! You see? When the left tire mark goes up on the curb and the right tire mark stays flat and even? Well, the '64 Skylark had a solid rear axle, so when the left tire would go up on the curb, the right tire would tilt out and ride along its edge. But that didn't happen here. The tire mark stayed flat and even. This car had an independent rear suspension. Now, in the '60's, there were only two other cars made in America that had positraction, and independent rear suspension, and enough power to make these marks. One was the Corvette, which could never be confused with the Buick Skylark. The other had the same body length, height, width, weight, wheel base, and wheel track as the '64 Skylark, and that was the 1963 Pontiac Tempest.
Vinny Gambini: And because both cars were made by GM, were both cars available in metallic mint green paint?
Lisa: They were!
Marriott Hotels and Xerox commercial: Funny, funny, or funny because they're Gay
This is my third venture into commercial critiques. The first was State Farm commercial with the Black couple. The second was the Plant Fines with I pick things up and put them down.
And this one. I think this commercial is genuinely funny. But, then I wondered why did I laugh? If these were tow guys just talking it wouldn’t work. But, when it becomes zany and over the top, it’s obvious the guys are very Gay. Is it legit because the guys are Gay? And if it is, isn’t this commercial offensive to some Gays?
I especially like the guy on the right who’s a bit more flamboyant than the other
It’s a pretty funny commercial.
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